Emily: I can’t believe you’re watching an old golf game instead of eating…
Emily: … dinner with your family. You already know how it’s going to turn out.
Richard: Well that never stops anyone from seeing Hamlet.
Emily: The idea that two grown men hitting a tiny ball with metal sticks is the equivalent of Hamlet?! Ridiculous.
Lorelai: It is ridiculous. Golf is really more like Richard III, you know, they’re all hunched over…
This is where I get my humor.
I am Lorelai.
Best discovery of my life.